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Oh, hey. Hi.

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Look what the cat drug is.

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Yeah.

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I'm back.

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The craziest stepdaughter on earth?

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Yeah, that's me.

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You look great.

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Thank you.

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Yeah. Did you tell your mom you were on
your way?

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No, I have not told her.

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I just thought I'd just drop by and
maybe hang out here for a few days to

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myself a little break.

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That's cool.

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You're more than welcome. I told you,
after you get out for a month or so, you

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can come stay here whenever you want.

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Thanks. However, you might want to run
it by your mom.

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Yeah, I guess I should. Just showing up.

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I'm staying here now. You might want to
run that by somebody, because what if

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you had something going on?

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That's true. I just figured I'm the
beloved daughter, so they should be

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to see me.

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How's that summer heat?

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It's fucking hot.

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It's really hot. I hate it.

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Yeah, now I'm exhausted.

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Yeah? Yeah. So what else has been going
on?

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You know, just getting settled in my
apartment, which has been fine.

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So you're going to stay in your old room
or you're just going to... It's full of

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my stuff now.

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Oh, is it? Yeah, all my collectibles.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. Your room is gone.

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My room's gone. That's so sad. You have
to stay in the spare bedroom, I guess. I

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don't know.

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But you can stay out here, too,
because... Yeah. There's a lot of room.

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I'll figure it out.

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Your mom's never here, you know, since
she kicked me out and made me stay.

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She didn't know I stayed with you.

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Oh, of course.

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So don't mention it. Oh, I would never.

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You didn't say anything, did you? No,
definitely not. No, she's a handful.

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I don't want to deal with that.

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I don't think anybody does, except for
the guy she's cheating on me with.

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Right, yeah, yeah. That's also why I
didn't feel like I needed.

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To tell her that I was coming.

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Oh, yeah. Me, the only old man in this
house.

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Yeah. She doesn't even know that I'm
keeping you company for a little bit.

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I didn't think you would mind.

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Are you making yourself comfortable? I
am. I love this couch. I missed it.

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You missed it.

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So comfy. We used to take naps.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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I look tired. Did you go out last night
or something?

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I did.

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I got... I got wasted.

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Well, check it out. You make yourself
comfortable. I'm not going to hound you

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death. I'm going to go get you water.
Just relax, okay?

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I'm going to get you water. Chill out.
Okay. Cool?

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Alright.

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So, all we have is this shitty water. I
don't... You probably don't like... What

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are you doing?

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You've only... Just relax. You've only
been here 15 minutes.

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It's right where I left it. We can't do
this again. No, no, no, no.

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Where was it at? In the cushions? Uh
-huh.

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You could have put that away. What if
her mom sees?

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She's not here.

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Don't worry about it. She's never here.
I don't think that.

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Just relax.

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You know what this is.

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Shut up. She's gone.

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I'm here.

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Just don't worry about it.

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I'm sure she's not coming home.

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I'm sure.

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I did actually text her yesterday.

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Shut up.

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She's going to catch us.

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She's not. She's out. She's out with her
guy.

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We're like... Oh.

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That was bad.

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Well, I guess you have to come over
here.

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I guess so.

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That's the daddy joke.

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Thank you.

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That's that day.

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She's not coming.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Let me see. Put your lips together.
There you go.

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Just like that.

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That's the step -daughter I missed.

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Thank you.

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Guess what?

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What? I have to get to work.

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No. I do.

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I'm going to charge my toy.

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So you have something to do while I'm
gone.

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Take them in this big house by yourself.

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I'll kill time. I'll be back later.

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I'm running super late.

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I got mediation soon.

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Okay. All right? All right. You
comfortable? You good? I'm good. Good.

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welcome. Welcome home. Thanks.

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Housewarming.

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All right. Later. Bye.

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Scarlett, where are you?

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What is going on? Where are you at?

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Oh, my God. Again?

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I come in here. I want to take you out
to lunch.

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You just can't.

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Why are you doing this to me?

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I should have never messed with you.

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You need to relax.

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I'm so worked up all the time.

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You're going to get me fucking divorced.

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If you like this house, I'm going to
lose it.

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She's already gone.

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Shut up.

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Why can't you just be a cool stepdad?

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Have fun with me. I'm a cool stepdad,
but how the tables are turning. Now

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trying to blackmail me. What the fuck is
going on?

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Well, prove it. You're such a cool
stepdad.

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You need to put that away. This is like,
come on. Like, it's too much now. No.

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No. Does it feel good?

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It feels so good. You're like walking
around. You're eating with this thing.

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You're fucking taking naps with it.

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It's getting wet, too.

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I'm going to have to get you in a room.

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What if my friend came by and saw this?

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They'd have to tag team you. I'm just
kidding.

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I'm just kidding.

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I'm just kidding. We would never do that
to you. You're our precious, sweet,

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little, innocent stepdaughter.

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That's funny.

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You used to be so shy. I don't
understand what happened.

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You're kind of being rebellious, too,
because you're just fucking ignoring

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everything I'm telling you.

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You talk way too much.

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How's that thing feel?

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It feels so good. It does?

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Yeah, that's why I'm not hearing
anything you're saying. What do you

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them when you're using that? What do you
think about?

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Oh, it's really good stuff.

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Tell me.

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Is it an ex? Is it one of your friend's
dads?

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What is it?

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Oh, well, I think about you.

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Shut up. Yeah.

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No, you don't. Of course I do.

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Why do you think I'm doing this here?

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Well, I thought it would be cool to get
a blowjob, but I didn't know we were

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going to be fucking around constantly.

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I guess I'll leave you be. I'll go watch
some sports or something. If your mom

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catches you, she won't care.

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No. Don't leave.

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I'm going to go watch TV.

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I've got a death right, do you?

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Nope. No. I'm not going to get on TV.
You're being aggressive. No.

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Come here.

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What? No. You need to relax and not be
so stressed out.

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Final last words.

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You sure about this? This is way more
fun than TV.

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You sure about this?

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Positive.

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I feel weird.

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You'll feel a lot better once you get in
me already. Yeah.

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I promise you won't feel weird anymore.

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You still going to use that thing?

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Yeah.

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Go ahead and put it on. Let's see.

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Don't say anything, okay?

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I feel like you're coercing me now.

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Are you feeling better now?

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take your birth control.

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Of course.

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I'm gonna set that up for you.

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Did we just fuck up?

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We did not. My conscience is already
set, man.

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You gotta clean up this mess. Get all
this shit out of here.

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Reality is real right now.

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You made me do it.

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Hey. What's going on with this dress?

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Well, it's Sunday morning. I figured we
would be going to church.

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Man, that's your mom. I ain't going to
church.

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Mom's already there. I ain't going to
church today. Really?

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Fuck no.

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Well, I look so cute, though.

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It does look cute, but we ain't going to
church. That's for certain.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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All right, that's fine with me. You
don't have to go.

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But I did get all dressed up. No, no
more of this. You're out of control. No

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more.

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Hold on there, foe.

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Oh, don't you like it, foe? Don't I look
so cute? So cute.

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Look, you've got to go home after today.
You're going to get in trouble for

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that. If you don't go home, I'm going to
call the fucking cops on you. Are you

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serious? You're ready to get rid of me
already?

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I have to. You're going to get me
fucking divorced. There's cameras and

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around here.

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There's cameras?

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Yes. Really?

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Yes.

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Mom has her own guy, and she's not
coming back.

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No, she's at church. She's got to be
back.

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No more of this. If we do this again,
you've got to go afterwards.

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Fucking three days of this. It can't
happen anymore.

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Okay, fine.

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Just one more time then. You can't be
getting crackers on your stepdad. It's

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a good idea.

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You're not moving back in here either.
Stop.

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You're leaving after this, okay?

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Promise me.

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Fine. What are you going to do? You're
going to tell your mother if I don't

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agree with you? What's the alternative?
That's a good idea, though. Shut up.

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Come on. What are you going to do?

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I'm going to carry this thing everywhere
with you.

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Yeah. Good.

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I didn't think it would take too much.

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But you have to leave after, okay?

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Okay. Promise?

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Promise.

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You going to clean some work this time?

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Sure.

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I know you get paranoid, but you have
to, you like that.

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Get your feet up here. Keep it in there.

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I love riding daddy's cock.

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Lay up on the arm of the couch if that's
okay with you

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that toy and get the fuck out of here
before you get me fucking divorced fine

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more games if I do get kicked out I'm
coming to stay at your place I do